Simon & Schuster | Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff | A green cover with houseplant photos.
Simon & Schuster | Houseplants and their fucked up thoughts | Have you ever wondered if your houseplants silently judge you?
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Learn The Inner Thoughts of Over 50 houseplants.
Houseplants and their fucked up thoughts | Simon & Schuster | A table of contents page listing off the plants include and categorizing them as "The Popular Crowd", "The Drama Queens", or 'The Bitches".
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Spread graphic that reads "The Popular Crowd, It's no surprise why everyone wants them. The question is whether you have what it takes to keep them happy."
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Golden Pothos
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Purple Shamrock
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Swiss Cheese Plant
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Sago Palm
Houseplants And Their Fucked Up Thoughts | Simon & Schuster | Jungle Velvet

Simon & Schuster | Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff

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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff | Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.


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